We're living in a material world. How about being a material girl for Halloween?
Steps
- Decide which era Madonna you want to look like. 80's (pearls, crucifixes and mesh shirt), 90's (sex-crazed but classy), or 00's (mystical English Kabbalah expert)?
- Go to your local thrift stores and find appropriately revealing outfits. If possible, go with spandex.
- Buy absurdly long fake eyelashes, blood-red lipstick, and smother your face with outlandish makeup. This look works best for '80s Madonna.
- Invest in a cheap headset if you plan to sing/lip sync while dancing excitedly.
- Dye your hair platinum blond. Unless you are in the adult industry, you may want to only do this temporarily.
- Practice saying "Oooh! " all coyly, as in "Like A Virgin". Guys like this, especially if they are pretty sure you are joking.
- Go paint the town, but be wary of stalkers.
Tips
- Don't wear this to a neighborhood trick or treat, only to parties, preferably adult.