How to Dress Like a Redneck (Girls)
Are you a girl that's a redneck, or a redneck wannabe? Do you ever get tired of all those jeans that are too tight? Shirts that are too short? Rednecks have a relatively laid-back way of dressing that's similar to the way some men dress. Including worn-out jeans, Loose-fitting shirts, and more! If you want to know everything that you'll find in a rednecks' wardrobe, then this article is for you!
Find a hat. But make sure it has a logo on it that sports some kind of sport, such as fishing, football, baseball, or it can have the name of an automotive company (i.e, Ford, Ram, GMC), any company is fine as long as they make trucks.
Get a loose-fitting T-Shirt. Loose-fitting clothes is a must for any redneck, so look through your whole wardrobe, and see if you have something kind of loose and flowy. If not, try going to a major retailer, such as Macy's or Sears. Either one has lots of different styles to choose from, even if the shirt you want has lots of bling, get it. If it's loose-fitting and comfortable, get it.
Get some jeans. If you already have jeans and they're not worn out, rip some holes in them, just don't make it look like they were made to look that way. Make it look like the jeans are really worn out. Worn-out clothes, even shirts, go with anything.
Get romeos or cowboy boots. The romeos can be black or brown, any color they come in is acceptable. And for the cowboy boots, make them brown or light brown, and they must have a pattern of some sort. Your whole outfit, even your shoes, have to look somewhat western.
For makeup, makeup is optional. If you choose to use any makeup what-so-ever, use either a subtle pink or a very light brown color of eyeshadow. For lipstick, use a natural color, no red, no other color, just a color that's as close to the color of your lips as possible. For eyeliner and mascara, don't use any eyeliner, just mascara on your top lashes, and only the top lashes. For blush, use a color that's one shade darker than your natural skin tone. Put only a little blush on the fat part of your cheek, it'll be easier for you to see if you smile.
To complete the look, style your hair. Do either a bun or a ponytail, To make your new hairstyle look even cuter, dye your hair light blonde or have it bleached. If you have freckles, do a ponytail. If you have no freckles, but really light skin, use a bun or braids, or both.
If you choose to wear jewelry, wear a bracelet, earrings (optional), and a ring. If you're able to, find a bracelet made out of cowhide, BHW is a good brand that makes bracelets out of genuine leather. For earrings, Use small hoops or studs. Stick to generic jewelry colors, use silver for studs, and gold for hoops. For the ring(s), find some that have gemstones such as Opal, Amethyst, Sapphire, or Topaz. If you have enough money, get a matching necklace if you'd like.
Throw on your new wardrobe and you're done!
- Don't put on too much eyeshadow, or you'll look cheap. One or two strokes is plenty.
- Make your outfit look real. Be sure not to get pants with pre-made holes, cuts or stains. And don't use too much bling or people will thing you're a poser.
- Don't overdo the whole redneck thing, for example, if you start talking with a southern accent and you say something to somebody who's a real redneck, they might get offended. Remember, some of you readers are not real rednecks.