How to Dress Like a Suicide Bomber

Want to be a suicide bomber for Halloween?  Making a movie with a terrorist in it?  Or just want to freak out your friends?

Steps

1. Get a Vest of some kind.
2. Get a few toilet paper rolls and Spray Paint them red.
3. Place them on your vest.
4. Somewhere on the vest where no one can see [e. g. a pocket, under the vest.] tape one end of a piece of twine.  The length of twine has to reach your hand from the vest.
5. Put a jacket on and when you want to show the Vest with the "bombs" open your jacket and pull the string to "detonate" it.

Tips

• stuff the toilet paper rolls with cotton balls.

Warnings

• Don't show this to a cop or other official.  It may not be very funny to them.
• Don't use this in a spot by security cameras.  Police will be on you really fast.