How to Dress Wisely

So drab clothes? Add a little lift to your wardrobe! This will cost about $50 U.S., depending on what you already have.

Steps

1. Don't wear too much of one color.
2. Don't buy any clothes that are not your size!
3. Don't mix colors, such as purple on purple!
4. Don't wear baggy clothes, wear fitting clothes. Baggy clothes make people look less attractive.
5. Don't wear heals with sweatpants or any other baggy clothes.
6. Do wear short dresses. But no tennis shoes with dresses. Try flats or heals instead.
7. Do wear skinny jeans. And don't wear any jeans that are too small or too big.
8. Do wear bright colors. Ooh, la-la!
9. Do wear jewelry. Mix and match. With a red sundress, try green bangles and orange hoop earrings..
10. Buy new clothes every week. Get a wardrobe change. If you can't afford every week, try every month, or every other month.
11. Shoes are important too! Flats, tennis shoes, and heals!
12. Tennis shoes are for exercise, tennis, and jogs.
13. Heals are for nights out and short dresses.
14. Flats are for short dresses and not-so-special occasions.
15. Oh, and flip-flops are for a beach party or driving to the farmers market.
16. Jewelry. Nothing says 'fierce' louder! Try bright colors on black, and black or white on bright colors! Add a little POP to the funeral!(Not saying that you should be attending one!)
17. Pants. Everyday. Skinny jeans in a bright color. Or several colors. But denim isn't as good as he once was. He is getting less and less popular.
18. Dresses. Short dresses for a party or girls-night-out and long ones for a prom or wedding. (Well, for the bride, okay. Many bridesmaids have short dresses,..)
19. Never stop! Old age ain't gonna stop me! (Is it going to stop you?)
20. Be beautiful! You don't need makeup to get a man's attention! Just be proud and you'll stand out.

Tips

• Be yourself!
• Express yourself!
• Change colors!
• Change your wardrobe!
• Let loose every once in a while!
• Be polite!
• No makeup, ladies!
• Look at your heart, not your outside! Jesus made you how you are! Now, do you want to cover it up with powders and creams?

Warnings

• Side affects include:
• Drama
• Sass.
• Need I say more?

Things You'll Need

• Just a wardrobe,
• and a sense of style!