Are you a fan of Spongebob Squarepants? Do you want to act like one of the characters, but think Spongebob or Patrick is too typical? Then why not act like Squidward? It's easy and simple!
Steps
Have a big nose. If you don't have a big nose, try and find a costume that has a big nose and remove the nose.
Wear a plain, brown T-Shirt. (Note: Squidward doesn't wear pants, you should! Find dark blue pants or something similar to his color.)
Play the clarinet, badly. Squidward is obsessed with playing his clarinet.
Dance. Squidward loves to dance, although he dances badly.
Be a grouch (not too much though). Squidward is rarely in a happy mood.
Yell at your neighbors. Squidward is always yelling at Spongebob.
Work at a fast food joint. Squidward works at the Krusty Krab, but any fast food restaurant is fine.
Tips
Watch Spongebob to master this skill.
Do this all in one day.
Warnings
If you act too grouchy, nobody will want to be around you.