Do you love carrots? Then this article is the one for you!
Steps
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Use false tan. This will make you become orange, like a carrot.
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Dye your hair green. This will create the illusion of leaves on your head.
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Start talking like a vegetable. This will mean using words like: mud, instead of cool, or broccoli, instead of green, or carrot instead of orange!!!
Tips
- Some carrots are yellow. If you don't want to be completely orange, you can paint yourself yellow to have a more subtle effect.
- Mush up some carrots and use the paste as soap. This will make you smell like a carrot.
Warnings
- Don't go too overboard! Remember, however much you wish to be a carrot, you are a human!
Things You'll Need
- False tan
- Green hair dye
- Carrots (optional)
- Organic carrot soap, as sold by some shops (optional)