How to Dress to Avoid Assaults

Do you want to dress like nobody has ever dressed before? Without violating the school dress code or anything? Here is a guide on how to get dressed in order to avoid assaults.

Steps

  1. Spazz up an outfit! Make it look cool! For example, decorate a regular t-shirts and get all of your friends to sign it!Dress%20to%20Avoid%20Assaults%20Step%201.jpg
  2. If you want to were spaghetti straps without being violated, put a plain t shirt underneath then curl up the sleeves and tie a ribbon around it! Dress%20to%20Avoid%20Assaults%20Step%202.jpg
  3. Short shorts. What a drag. Either it's a violation of your religion or the school dress code. If you really want to wear them, put clear stockings on them so you can look cool, without the stockings showing!Dress%20to%20Avoid%20Assaults%20Step%203.jpg
  4. To really jazz up a plain outfit, bejewel the outfit and were high fun striped socks! Don't forget to wear your decorated tee!Dress%20to%20Avoid%20Assaults%20Step%204.jpg

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